This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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