have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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