whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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