Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My balls are so social today.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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