i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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