is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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