hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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