whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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