this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Oh god it's open bar.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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