oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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