My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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