I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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