Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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