your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
