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doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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