Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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