Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize
