Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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