Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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