Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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