zippers are such a cool invention
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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