Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
did you just send me my own nude
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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