i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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