we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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