whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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