Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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