i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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