Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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