Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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