i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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