If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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