Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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