I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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