Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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