Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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