I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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