Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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