Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
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