oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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