She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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