hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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