The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
My pussy is not your playground.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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