yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We had sex on a dog bed..
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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