im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
