I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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