he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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