maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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