Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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