Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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