their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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