Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
wow bdsm is so cute
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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